It's all "blah blah Baby Groot" this and "blah blah so cute I can't even stand it" that.
From what I understand, this Groot creature is some kind of anthropomorphic tree. The palace is surrounded by trees – many of them recently planted – and I wouldn't call any of them "cute."
Groot can't possibly be as cute as a cat. As demonstrated here.
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| Baby Groot vs. Kitten |
And I will remind you that the kitten in the above photo (the kitten is the one on the right) is nowhere near as adorable as I am. So clearly, if this kitten is cuter than Baby Groot, I am infinitely better than that stupid miniature tree.
So why isn't the One wandering around chattering about how cute I am?
Don't just wander off. That's a serious question!
