The mice, whose names have not yet been released, were buried in the front garden shortly after they were found.
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massacre awaiting burial.
A representative for the rodents who dwell in the vicinity of the palace said, "I know they say they're investigating, but there's obviously something fishy going on. The bodies were buried immediately. What does that tell you?"
When asked to comment on the rodent representative's accusation, a local fish said, "Every time something like this happens, the rodents drag us into it."