I know you were hoping to see a post by Nora, because she is a lot smarter and more interesting than me, but she said to say that she's too despondent to write in her blog today. I don't know what despondent means, but based on context, I think it must mean cranky.
So, Nora and I went to see Doctor Kay on Saturday. It was super-scary. I hate going to the doctor. A few times I had to stay there overnight because I ate some of my toys. Dr. Pierre had to cut me open and take them out of my belly. It really hurt, and I was scared and lonely. Whenever I see the box we go to the doctor in, I hide. Nora is much braver; she just walks right into her box. But they've never sliced her tummy open, so she doesn't know how horrible it can be there.
This time I didn't have to stay overnight, which was good. The worst part was when Dr. Kay weighed Nora and said she weighed 16 pounds, and I thought Nora was going to murder her right there in the office. Nora said the scale was broken and demanded that she bring another scale in and weigh her again, but Dr. Kay didn't listen.
So, Nora and I went to see Doctor Kay on Saturday. It was super-scary. I hate going to the doctor. A few times I had to stay there overnight because I ate some of my toys. Dr. Pierre had to cut me open and take them out of my belly. It really hurt, and I was scared and lonely. Whenever I see the box we go to the doctor in, I hide. Nora is much braver; she just walks right into her box. But they've never sliced her tummy open, so she doesn't know how horrible it can be there.
This time I didn't have to stay overnight, which was good. The worst part was when Dr. Kay weighed Nora and said she weighed 16 pounds, and I thought Nora was going to murder her right there in the office. Nora said the scale was broken and demanded that she bring another scale in and weigh her again, but Dr. Kay didn't listen.
The thing is, Dr. Kay said Nora could get diabetes if she keeps weighing 16 pounds, and that sounds like it hurts, so I don't want Nora to get it. I know Nora says she doesn't get commoner diseases because of her royal blood and all, but I don't know if that's right.
I asked Nora to please just follow her diet because I don't want her to get sick, but she got mad and said the only reason I'm not on a diet is that I don't have a tail, and if I had to be on a diet, I'd understand how she's suffering and be more sympathetic. I wasn't trying to insult her; I think she's pretty exactly the way she is. I just don't want her to get diabetes.
I asked Nora to please just follow her diet because I don't want her to get sick, but she got mad and said the only reason I'm not on a diet is that I don't have a tail, and if I had to be on a diet, I'd understand how she's suffering and be more sympathetic. I wasn't trying to insult her; I think she's pretty exactly the way she is. I just don't want her to get diabetes.
I hope she is good and loses weight like she's supposed to.
Anyway, thanks for listening to me. I know you probably had better things to do.
-Nick
Anyway, thanks for listening to me. I know you probably had better things to do.
-Nick
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